I wish clown girls were an actual race of people. Their entire skin is white. The clown nose is natural. Their nipples and pussy lips, aka Clussy, have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips. Their skin probably tastes funny. Imagine the taste of their breast milk. Grabbing their breasts or ass causes a honk noise. Want to playfully grope Clown wifes butt in public, loud ass honk is heard echoing from her. Everyone turns to you too, knowing full well what is going on. She embarrassingly honks her nose, trying to play it off.
I Need A Clussy GF
Clownonomics - Get Ready for Some Giggles!
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$CLUSSY
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A Not-So-Serious Disclaimer (But Kinda Serious!)
Listen up, clowns and clownettes! $CLUSSY is all fun and games, a digital whoopee cushion in the grand circus of crypto. It's for entertainment, like a pie to the face – surprising, maybe a bit messy, but not financial advice! Don't juggle more than you can afford to drop, because in this circus, the only safety net is your own good sense. Values can go up, down, and loop-de-loop. So, put on your silliest grin, but invest with your thinking cap on, not your clown nose! Honk honk! This is not an investment and is for entertainment purposes only.